Doing the math.

Dec 16, 2008 at 3:32 PM
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Our coffee machine brews in 8 oz. servings. My coffee mug holds 16 oz. So what I do is brew the strongest coffee at the boldest setting, then top the cup up with boiling water from the water dispenser. Then, because I'm futzing around all morning, I wind up drinking about half the cup.

So how much coffee am I actually drinking?

What if I'm on an eastbound train and a westbound train is approaching at exactly 32 miles per hour?

If I'm in a forest, and nobody hears me, am I actually drinking it?

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haha! well stop futzing around all morning and drink your coffee! It's the most important meal of the day. Put up a do not disturb sign and forward your phones somewhere else till you are finished enjoying your coffee.

What you need is a shrubbery.

Ni!

I mean, yeah! Then I could peer through it like Arte Johnson on Laugh-In! :)

(And the sad thing is that I'm usually futzing around on the Internet and get lost in a webpage, and that's why I don't get my coffee drunk.)